UNREGULATED SINCE FIVE MINUTES AGO
BLUNTBANK
WHERE EVERY BAD TRADE
BECOMES A LONG POSITION.
CHAIRMAN / HEAD TRADER /
NOT A FIDUCIARY
NOT A FIDUCIARY
BLUNT BALANCE
1×
BLUNT BANK // LIVE* P&L
REALIZED$0.00
UNREALIZEDALL OF IT
POSITION SIZEIRRESPONSIBLE
RISK LIMITDECLINED
*FICTIONAL. THE NUMBERS ARE HIGH BECAUSE THE ELF IS.
DOOBIE / COMMON SENSEMARKET: SOMEHOW OPEN
0 BAD IDEAS MORE BAD IDEAS →
ORDER ROUTING: DIRECTLY INTO THE ASHTRAY
PLACE A
TERRIBLE TRADE
KEYS 1–4 PLACE ORDERS · SPACE REPEATS LAST MISTAKE
MARGIN CALLED.THE ELF LET IT RING.
ORDER BLOTTER
ACCOUNT OPENEDDeposited one blunt. Immediately overleveraged.